A sumptuous dormitory is being erected
on the top floor, where slow music will be discoursed every afternoon, from
three to seven, by a Czecho-Slovak orchestra. A roof-garden is being laid
out for the recreation of the staff, and the velocity of the numerous lifts
has been keyed up to concert pitch. Steam heat will be conveyed from the
basement to radiators on every floor, and each room is being provided with
a vacuum-cleaning apparatus, a wireless telephonic outfit and an American
bar. The renovation of the library is practically complete, the obsolete
books which cumbered its shelves having been replaced by the works of DELL,
BARCLAY, WELLS, ZANE GREY and BENNETT. Three interesting rumours about the
future of the Club may be given with due reserve--the first, that in the
near future women will be admitted to membership; the second, that Lord
Ascliffe has obtained a complete control of its resources; and the third,
that its name will be shortly changed to "Alfred's," on the analogy of
"Arthur's."
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From Smith Minor's French Paper:
"Translate 'La femme avait une chatte qui etait tres mechante.'--'The
farmer was having a chat with thirteen merchants.'"
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"Archbishop Mannix ... says he can go anywhere in England except to
Liverpool, Manchester, Glasgow and possibly Fishguard."--_Daily
Mirror._
Another injustice to Scotland.
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"But this Bill creates new grounds for the dissolution of the marriage
bond, which are unknown to the law of Scotland.
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